Boots (inspired by Dan Bern)

Cookaburrah
How ya doin'.
How ya doin'.
What'cha chewin'.

Cowabunga.
Eat my shorts.
Eat my shorts.
Life is short.

Alligator
Catch you later,
Then we eat.
Boots on feet-steps.

Even then,
Even then,
We are friends,
Even then.