Saturday, August 29, 2009

I Will Give Them Singleness of Heart and Action

Joe, he was angry as fuck. You should have seen him. That fucker spit blood like lava and wiped that lava from his volcano spout, and Joe sayeth onto Robert with a great mountain of knuckles, you shall devour the Earth. And Robert did. And it was good. Pay-Per-View good. And men cheered Joe's wrath. Men would change their lives for Joe, they would pray to him, worship him. These men were afraid.