Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The MTV Video Music Awards in a poem

Christopher Walken
Hosted Saturday Night
Live 7 times and then
He leaped from a
Balcony and then
Fatboy Slim lost
The Popcorn man to
Three hookers, literally,
And then I stopped watching
The VMAs until Kanye proclaims
Beyonce empress of the endangered
Music Video and Taylor Swift chews
His arrogance,
What
A
Fucking
Douche.

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